Greetings to all Earth beings!

Allow me to introduce myself. I was sent from a realm far yonder to destroy all living flesh; the body I inhibit responds to the title "Xiau-Fong." However, I have been slacking off a bit. During my time here on Earth in this place, San Francisco, I have learned many silly human activities! The mission of destruction will have to come later, as I am enjoying my favorite activity of painting and drawing.

Yesss... just you wait......

For now, here are my most recent lethal animals.

That's it for now... bye bye!